"Inside every subatomic particle lives a tiny family of elves who keep the place tidy."

"Dude, what if we’re just elves, and the world is an atom, and there are billions and billions of worlds with elves on them maintaining the universe for creatures which are a billion times our size who are in turn maintaining atoms for an even larger universe… Conversely, what if the trend reverses itself, and there are gazillions of little earths inside of me, with more elves inside of them….And the cycle continues.”


"It’s possible the universe is finite in volume, but unbounded. There would be no wall (hence the unbounded), and it would have no center, but if you went far enough in one direction you’d end up back where you started. The total amount of space would be finite at any given time (with expansion this volume would be increasing over time)."

"Imagine if you were a two dimensional creature living on the surface of a 3 dimensional ball. You would never be able to get to ‘the edge’ as there isn’t an edge. Yet at the same time, you would be able to determine the area of your two dimensional universe. Now scale that up to 3 dimensional creatures (us) living on the surface of a 4 dimensional ‘sphere’. There is no edge, yet there is a finite measurable volume."

baby pingu ! {

baby pingu !


The only romance in my life is My Chemical Romance and even they broke up

(Source: cartoonsnaps)




Emmanuel Hudson distributing life


This ruined me.


for a site that shittalks memes a lot I sure see a bunch of white impact font overlaid over the top/bottom of pictures


do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

(Source: lamegrownup)

i like looking at my own face

50% of the population responds to that by saying “good for you for being confident in who you are and comfortable with yourself”

the other half just says “stop being such a vain prick”

you can’t win, man

Anonymous said: i wore my pentimento shirt to warped and real friends told me they hate you guys :))


Fuck real friends